Iona Iverson’s Rules for Commuting

Have you ever realized how many of the same people you see on a daily commute? ๐Ÿšž

Have you ever accidentally made eye contact with them, tried to smile, but instead it became a game of who can look away faster and a whole pile of awkwardness is filling up the train? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

In a similar manner to The Breakfast Club Clare Pooley tells the tale of a group of friends forming in the most unexpected places! ๐Ÿ’Œ

For a regular commuter, this is the daily occurrence, but not for the one and only ‘It Girl’ Iona Iverson. ๐Ÿ‘ 

Commuting in the UK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง from Hampton Court to Waterloo, Iona Iverson travels in style with designer brands, the most impeccable makeup๐Ÿ’„ and her beloved dog Lulu! ๐Ÿถ The tube is incomplete without our famous Iona and the other commuters quickly take notice! ๐ŸšŠ

Working as a magazine therapist๐Ÿ“, Iona quickly takes charge over the band of misfits on the commute. Each commuter is dealing with their own challenges and turn to Iona for support ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ. Her blunt yet polished responses bring everyone closer together since after all, how can you not take advice from a 57 year old former ‘It Girl’ in London? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

While Iona makes herself look like the epitome of knowledge, wisdom, fashion and perfection, she hides the fact that her job is in jeopardy and her wife is slipping through her fingertips, from her fellow commuters. ๐Ÿ™ˆ

When Iona finally breaks, who will everyone turn to? It’s not like anyone else wrote the handbook for commuting! ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ

Overall cupcake ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง

Yours ‘Til the minding of the gap โญ•๏ธ

E.L.Fโœจ

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